HOLY SHT I DID NOT EXPECT THIS
"Crab’s Lost Love" (comic by Gunshow)
goatmaiden asked:
In a really old vlogbrothers video (the fox hat is real, but are zombies people?) john green mentioned witnessing a fight between you and cassie clare over whether trolls were people. now i have become intensely curious and cannot rest until i know -- which side of this debate were you on?
hollyblack answered:
We were talking about Valiant — that’s how long ago the conversation was talking place — and I was trying to decide whether I could refer to Ravus as a person or whether the word “person” only worked for mortals/humans. In terms of sides, Cassie was against my using it, but since I’d already written the line and was being lazy, I was for keeping it.
I actually don’t remember whether I refer to him as a person or not in the book!
Pfft. Trolls are not humans. Trolls are trolls!
John not only vlogged about this conversation we had in his living room, he wrote it into a short story (in Geektastic.) Evidently our lameness made a big impression.
I would never argue that trolls are human. But I do think they might be people. (I’ve been obsessed with this question since Holly and Cassie had a fight about it in my apartment, and everything I’ve worked on fiction-wise since TFIOS has been about that question in one way or another.)
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
That’s amazing.
tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world
great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff
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